New Obsessions
July 2, 2009 at 3:44 pm (Uncategorized) (Ann Arbor, drunk, drunk dial, good story, random, StumbleUpon, text, text messages, TFLN, zip code)
Turns out I’m not so good at keeping the ol’ blog updated. Whups!
Though don’t point fingers at me yet, cause I have valid reasons! Beyond school work, exams, work, family, friends (ya know, all that stuff people call “life”), I’ve discovered a few new websites that I’m addicted to. I’ve already told you about StumbleUpon, the bane of my existence. I’d be lying if I said I’ve cut back the stumbling.
BUT – the new time waster is textsfromlastnight.com. “Remember that text you shouldn’t have sent last night? We do.” The site consists of a variety of hilarious/embarassing/outragous texts messages that people send in. Ever heard of a drunk dial? This is the categorized text version of that. It is honestly hard to believe that some of this stuff actually happened, like:
(209): HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
(606 ): We were watching I’m a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit….and we only watched the last half hour.
Or just ridiculous (and oft insulting) thoughts:
(303): I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Want to see what the people in your area text about? You can search by area code. It’s website like this that make me proud to be from Ann Arbor (I use the term “proud” loosely and with a barrel of sarcasm). For instance:
(734): I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you’ve woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it’s because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
(1-734): Shittttttt.
(734): Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Find out how ridiculous the people are in YOUR area by searching your area code.
And to end on one of my favs from good ol’ Ace Deuce:
(734): hey call me
(810): can’t. in the shower.
(734): … and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
